Archive for November, 2006

sacre bleu

Saturday, November 18th, 2006

Eclectic Frenchy radio.

http://www.radiodeliro.net/

Music perfect if you:
- are taking a bath
- having breakfast on a day off
- are Amelie

This is the music that, if you’ve never been to Paris, you assume is piped from unseen speakers as you flit from creperie to cafe to brasserie, saying things like “Ah, Paris,” pretending you’re cool enough to be French.

What is that accordion-y French music called, the music on the free cd you get when you buy a bottle of Red Bicyclette wine, if it came with a free cd?

recursive documentation

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

Among IBM’s many crimes, I am amazed at their ability to write hundreds of pages of useless recursive documentation. “Not familiar with this yet? Go read this other huge book first, then come back and finish this chapter.” Of course the other huge book contains lines just like this.

It’s like the old “If you don’t understand this, ask your system administrator.” cop-out. Of course, a normal user would have died hours ago, the only reason I’m still here is because I *am* the sysadmin, you dicks.

Which is really just the adult equivalent of “Because I said so” the Official Cop-Out of Parents who can’t think of a real reason for you not to do something.

Anyway, I always wonder if it’s a conspiracy to perpetuate the “charge tons of money for our softare” -> “make it too confusing to use so you have to pay for our support and consulting” -> “keep our developers & consultants employed” viscious cycle, but no one could be that sinister, could they? I mean, at some point some developer has got to be like “Wait, I have to use this crap too?? maybe I should make it easier to use.”

As opposed to the free software movement, which is:

“Make it intuitive so you won’t bug the developer who already has a real job” Maybe their real job is supporting Websphere, which pays them enough that they can write software in their spare time.

Maybe I should just shut up.

tortor

Sunday, November 12th, 2006

The other night I had a dream that I was hanging out with Tori, whose job was to find and destroy enemy tanks for the army (I think she was just practicing when I was there) using only an Atari-like interface.

I guess that’s because the last time I talked to her she was writing physics for a tank game, or so I remember. Man that was a while ago.

Of course in between tank killings she was doing like six other things on another terminal.

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